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I-five

1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.

"Dude, the trip flew by so fast after I got off on the I-five."

by The Black Moth August 12, 2008


freddy five bear

chika the kitchen Bonnie the Bon Bon Foxy the pirate fox arrrrr

Alteast it’s not Freddy Five Bear

by Acxy March 6, 2024


Freddy five bear

There is this animatronic of a bear named Freddy five bear with his friends named bunny the bon bon, chica the kitchen, and foxy the fox pirate arr

Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har” - Freddy five bear

1983

by Eggytheraccoon44 January 20, 2024


crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN May 15, 2012


Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.

Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.

by BShigure January 27, 2011


Sci-five

Similar to a High Five But when you cannot physically see the person but yet feel the need to high five them.

A virtual high five

Dudes on two sides of a room seperated by a wall.

Dude 1: (PHHHFFF) Dude, I just Cropdusted my side of the room
Dude 2: Nice, Sci-Five!

by Michael Scarn F.B.I. October 11, 2009


Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast April 21, 2018