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i like food

did u search this thinking about food?

are you hungry?

- hi how are you?

- i like food

by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020


free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019


Food Parody

When something is presented as a food item but it only created from chemicals or food-like substances.

The turkey leg I bought at the amusement park is a food parody as it has no actual turkey or meat in it.

by Kopf Consulting September 11, 2021


Burnt Food

A white single mom who has a black baby.

Stacy is Burnt Food don't touch that.

by Krunchi April 24, 2018


Food racism

Italian culture and Italians are the definition of food racism.
You cannon cook or mix ingredients in a different way that the Italians do it!
Hawaiian Pizza is a clear example!

Pineapple on a pizza!!! No way, you can not eat that. (Typical Italian food racism)

by Kobi in Italy February 22, 2023


Walking Food Festival

A person whose life during Covid has come to revolve around food.

Posting photos of every meal and every snack, sharing recipes, looking forward to eating because what else was there to do, she had become a Walking Food Festival.

by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2021


rude dude packa food dude

A term of endearment. Something you call someone as a friendly tease.

Sally: You've always been such a Rude Dude Packa Food Dude, Ginger.
Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!

by SweetPieLover May 26, 2014