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While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!
i gave ur mom a slap happy hellacopter last night!
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On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!
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happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!
''euan, look at my pants!!!Do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!''
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A prostitute who is joyful about her line of work.
Robbie told me about this really happy-go-fucky girl he met at the corner of the street.
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1) A highly amusing cartoon series in which various small fluffy animals are viciously mauled / mutilated in increasingly bizzare and bloody ways. Therefore, quite funny.
2) The name of an obscure environmental group dedicated to saving the trees.
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when ur birth day iz on january 1st both ur birthday and the start of the new year
my friends micthie b-day is on january 1st and i wanted to say both happy new year and happy birthday to him so i just said happy new-day
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What one exclaims when they are very happy.
"I am happy bo bappy that I don't have herpes!"
Don't believe happy bo bappy is a popular saying? GOOGLE it Buttmunch!
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