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When you rip off a girl's ass hair and use your cum to stick it to Happy Harry's chin to make a soul patch.
Jeff gave Bonquisha the good ole' Delaware Happy Harry last night and now the Happy Harry's in Trolley Square is super cool.
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Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them
Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits
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losers who write porn on the internet
dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
-Harry potter fan fiction
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Derived from the term Hairy Scary (excessive pubic hair). The Harry Caray Hairy Scary occurs when you find public hair on your Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
Holy cow! The pizza was awesome; at least until I found the Harry Caray Hairy Scary. Not sure how that got there.
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A school in Cambridgeshire that undoubtably has Ned Flanders as their head-teacher
in the crush hall at Sir Harry Smith Community College
Student: God Mr Digby Looks Like Ned Flanders
Ned... I Mean Digby: 2 Months Exlusion
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Harry Potter Sonic Obama 10 is an infamous bootleg of video-game character Sonic the Hedgehog. He is commonly known for being on a backpack which had the words Harry Potter & Obama & a miscolored Sonic with a 10 on it's chest. This bootleg is one of the many bootleg Sonic mascots to rise in popularity over the years.
Not a lot of people know the origin of the Harry Potter Sonic Obama 10 backpack image.
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A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.
1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.
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