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A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.
*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"
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what republicans say when voting on a bill, always wrong.
Donald Trump likes to project, "trust me, I know what I'm doing", but that is only in reference to promoting himself.
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Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.
Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
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The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.
Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...
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pootie tang phrase apparently meaning "I will perform a physical action on you", such as "I will whip your ass with this belt", or "I will have sex with you".
1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
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The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.
Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.
Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).
John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.
He knows what's up.
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Why does it need a definitionn.
If you need to know then it's when you're in a state of embarrassment and shame, and focus your chakras at your friends in an abusive manner
Red face Abusing friend
Gareth : Hey kiera *blah blah blah*
Kiera : *red face* Gareth I'm going to hit you and you're going to die!
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