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Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.

person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?

by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022


Internet

Raised kids when parents didn't raise them right. A traumatic experience, yet the most comforting place to be at all times.

Claire :"As much as I love the Internet, it's also really scary..."
Axle :"You have only reached the surface of the Internet, you know nothing yet."

by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022


Internet

An infinite happiness generator

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet

by Zander Man September 09, 2020


Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

by CheekClapper6934 December 01, 2018


Internet

A place that needs mental help

Welcome to the internet

by Wii Guy October 28, 2021


Internet

Some piece of shit a genius came up with.

John: What are you doing tonight Fred?
Fred: Oh yeah, John, I'm just going to watch some Hentai on the Internet.
Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!

by Triathlor April 24, 2019


Internet

A online site that is crazy for exploring including other people to meet online. Internet is a simple place we're you are able to look up any information that you need to help in your society

Hey dude what are you doing?

Nothing... Just on the internet

by Simpletasks February 17, 2019