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What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."

Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'

by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021


Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+

Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke

by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 21, 2017


Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.

person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?

by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022


Internet

An infinite happiness generator

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet

by Zander Man September 9, 2020


Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018


Internet

Some piece of shit a genius came up with.

John: What are you doing tonight Fred?
Fred: Oh yeah, John, I'm just going to watch some Hentai on the Internet.
Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!

by Triathlor April 24, 2019


Internet

A collection of advertisements and stale memes that slowly drain your sanity

Delilah has been devoured by the internet and now she's completely detached from reality

by umbrella the gay fella December 22, 2019