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To perform a handstand while wearing a Speedo. A wise-ass take-off of the Jaryn, the One-night Stand was originally performed on hot coals. It soon evolved to what it is now: a Speedo-licious handstand on a bed of Petrol. Works best at night.
Ralph hired a guy to do a One-Night Stand at his birthday party, but it sucked so badly that I nonchalantly discarded my lit cigarette at his slimy hands; boy, did that motherfucker smell like bacon
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((AKA FNF)) A game full of normies whos penises are no longer than 2 centimeters, music that is made by a social reject. The game's story is about some guy who wants to fuck the shit out of this girl but he has to beat other guys who wants to fuck the girl, wait is that right?
Chris: Friday Night Funkin' is such an awesome ass game!
Jade: FNF is full of normies.
Chris: Suck my dick you fucking faggot!
Jade: Ok!
Chris and Jade start moaning while slobbering on eachothers mouths, then they pull eachothers pants down and sucking eachothers penises, then Jade puts his penis is Chris' asshole and start moaning really loud, shaking the entire earth, Chris then puts his penis in Jade's asshole and pounds really aggressively and unfortunately breaks his penis in half after he missed the asshole and poked his penis really hard on Jade's rock asshole, as his penis touched his ass, then half of the penis turned sideways as a crack noise can be heard for miles, Chris screams on the top of his lungs, he cums extremely hard and cum sprays all over the place, covering almost the whole place, he also tore his penis, causing blood to mix with the cum, he then tragically died while fucking Jade, RIP Chris 2008 - 2021, niggas say he deserved it.
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A theme party where people get together dressed in their best ghetto fabulous clothes carrying their favorite 40 ounce for consumption. The 40 ounce should be shit like Colt 45 or Crazy Horse...St. Ides is acceptable though too upper class for this shit.
Host of the party and all guests should in no way know anything about the ghetto except what they see on TV and in the movies and what they read on the back of a ginsing box.
Host: Yo dude, lets have on of them 40's night parties.
Potential guest: Good idea. We can get some cheep ass shit dress like we see on TV and watch Deep Cover or New Jack City.
Potential guest #2: Yo, I can make believe I blastin a fat cap in yo ass too...you silly freak.
Host: ok it's set. A 40's night and bring yo own hoes....leave the nines and caps in you pants too...dis my house.
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a widely used excuse for an evening of homo-erotic activities (fighting, exposing parts of the anatomy, etc) used by males who would rather, (if it weren't so socially unacceptable to their peers) have sex with men, but are too afraid to come out of the closet.
"Erm, dear, i'm off out with the boys on a guy's night out. What? Erm, no i'm sorry, i, er, haven't seen your pantyhose..."
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The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.
Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!
Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!
Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!
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When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.
I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!
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A night in which is of such a large manitude and involves large quantities of alcohol and other substances, it is not remember by the participants, and has a very regretable aftermath.
See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T
"We had an ARTs and CRAFTs night. I woke up in a park 2 miles from where I last remember, still drunk with an empty bottle of vodka in my hand, not knowing how I got there."
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