No Gay Shit

A term used instantly after saying that gay shit to cover your back

Tim: I would suck her dads dick just to get a taste of the recipe

Mike: WTF??
Tim: No gay shit tho
Mike: Oh ok

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Shit stick

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.

I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.

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shit in a barrel

a comment said when something goes wrong or bad

Joe: Look man, theres no where to poop.
Alex: Shit in a barrel man.... a big barrel

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Power Shit

A shit taken in the same length of time it takes to piss.

Kate did a power shit and broke the toilet bowl

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Well Shit

The term often exclaimed, whispered or said with an expression of complete mind Fuckedness out of utter confusion or realisation

"Why do they call it a building if it's already been built?"

"...Well Shit..."

#Mind Fuck #Well Shit

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Banging Shit

Slang for 'a large poo.' When your desperate for a MASSIVE shit. Also if you wait long enough your poo could turn 'banging.'

Person: This shit just turned banging.

or

Person 1: Gosh I need a Banging Shit.
Person 2: How do you know its Banging?
Person 1: Because I tell its going to be huge!!

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Comet Shit

The comet shit can be defined as a large hard turd (sometimes nearly perfectly round like that of a donut hole) followed by a spray of loose diarrhea. When defecating, often times the thrust necessary to push this initial round turd "out" creates a rocketing ball of feces followed by a shower of watery slime.

Dude, my guts are bubbling. I feel a Comet Shit coming on..

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