Over The Pants Rim Job (OTPRJ)

When a girl or guy who, with their tongue rubs in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter over the pants. First discovered at 18 Brock Place.

Hey Jordan do you want to come to my house and give me a Over The Pants Rim Job (OTPRJ), with my khakis on.

P.S. You suck at Smash Bros.

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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.

Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"

i wipe my hands over you

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

alabama over-the-jeans ballsack rub

When a girl gently massages your balls over your denim jeans. Usually done in foreplay.

Before me and my girl had sex, she gave me an alabama over-the-jeans ballsack rub.

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she's no fun, she fell right over

Sardonically used, when someone trips and falls.

"That poor girl just slipped on a banana peel." "She's no fun, she fell right over." From Firesign Theatre skit. Preceeded by "let's put her on her head."

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national get over your crush day

November 1st is national get over your crush day. This day is when you know your crush doesn’t like you back, just like mine. Don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing that someone likes him.

National get over your crush day means the day you forget about your crush and move on!

ain't lady less she over 280

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl

Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

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