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"I do say, that new student is quite haughty and insolent, quite the jack-a-napes."
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Speculum used in Gynaecological procedures
to literally jack a womans flaps open
warm up the flap jack nurse...dont want her to catch frostbite
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Two bedrooms connected by a bathroom.
Each room has a door to the bathroom....Unless you want company, don't forget to lock your neighbor's door. If you dont want to cause trouble, don't forget to unlock the door, before you leave!
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A private or semi-private area usually located within an adult bookstore/videostore where one can go and privately watch x-rated videos and pleasure oneself. Jack booths are generally associated with raincoaters.
1. "Dude, my balls are about to explode. I'm going to hit the jack booth on the way back from lunch and unload."
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Meaning there is no reason or justification for something; A substitute for saying "No Reason"; (Taken from the popular Apple Jacks cereal commercials, in which the characters couldn't give a reason for their liking of Apple Jacks cereal.)
"Why are there three lesbians and a republican in the living room?"
"Its Apple Jacks"
"Why are you still here?"
"'Cause I am"
"Don't Apple Jacks me!"
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A stupid fat fuck who thinks hes cool. Would probably die of starvation if he dident have daddys money. Only eighteen and had to go to rehab for drinking and smoking pot, what a loser
No record label would hire if you werent ozzy's son not even mcdonalds would you fuckup
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Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.
Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.
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