A Jacob has big dick energy.
You’re lucky to meet Jacob with big dick energy
Pansexual liking of all people regardless of gender or identification- falling in love with personality
“Did you here about that new kid jacob?”
“Yeah apparently he’s a pansexual”
This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.
Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!
*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*
"JACOB! Gluten-Free."
hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.
ohhhh i love jacobing in the night
A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )
The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick