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John Henry

An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.

me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”.

by Kylian_LFC April 19, 2021


John Cena

An an invisible man, still unknown if he exists.

"Movie stars John Cena, Didn't see him!"

by DonCheadle June 11, 2018


William John

Loverly :)

yes it is william John

by EffieLeo July 15, 2010


John Doe

Serial killer from the movie Seven.

One of Steven Seagal's characters.

Default name for your multiplayer character on Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield.

"He got killed by John Doe"

by Darracker July 13, 2004


john rocker

When a minority girl is giving you head while you're standing up, keeping her mouth still and you're thrusting in and out. As soon as you're about to cum you take your dick out put your balls out and shoot her in the eye like a john rocker fastball coming straight for a black man's face

"she gave me awesome head and when i said i was about to come i gave her a john rocker"

by The Dig April 28, 2006


John Lennon

The majority who say that he was God or anything like that is a fucking idiot, which I guess makes most of the authors on this subject such people. Such people have probably gone off to their friends to talk about how much "ganja" they (don't actually) smoke everyday.

Great person and musician, but no more than a human being. I'd say RIP and all that shit, but we've got enough of this BS memorial crap by people who think they should've spoken at his funeral. Say what you want, he was a rich bastard. A very talented, spiritual, and memorable artist, but a rich bastard none the less.

No, don't cry over the atrocities perpetuated by your "government" every single day. Cry over a dead pop-star while the things he wanted to see changed in this world continue to be neglected.

Don't even joke about him being God if you're just exaggerating, you sound like a scene kid. Or maybe that's what you're going for? Half the people who wrote these defs probably weren't even alive when he was assassinated, and they probably think they're huge fans because they listened to Abbey Road and play "Beatles Wannabe-Retro Cash-In" - I mean, Rockband.

Mark Chapman may have been a psycho but he was right about one thing, and that's about people holding up celebrities to positions they don't deserve, and acting all sappy after the celebrity dies. If people did it for Michael Jackson when he died after all the garbage they slung at him, I don't believe one word of their so-called "respects".

I'm an atheist, by the way. Maybe that will further persuade you to give this a thumbs down. :)

John Lennon wasn't God.

See: Musician

by Drukqs2 December 13, 2009


John Grizzly

To describe someone who consumes/eats/swallows objects not meant to be ingested eg: Motor oil, cigarettes and used prophlactics.

After a night out, I am such a John Grizzly, I come home and am so hungry I eat the wax accumulated in my ear!

by Sir Fabsalot April 23, 2004