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John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!
guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !
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An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.
me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”.
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An an invisible man, still unknown if he exists.
"Movie stars John Cena, Didn't see him!"
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Serial killer from the movie Seven.
One of Steven Seagal's characters.
Default name for your multiplayer character on Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield.
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When a minority girl is giving you head while you're standing up, keeping her mouth still and you're thrusting in and out. As soon as you're about to cum you take your dick out put your balls out and shoot her in the eye like a john rocker fastball coming straight for a black man's face
"she gave me awesome head and when i said i was about to come i gave her a john rocker"
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The majority who say that he was God or anything like that is a fucking idiot, which I guess makes most of the authors on this subject such people. Such people have probably gone off to their friends to talk about how much "ganja" they (don't actually) smoke everyday.
Great person and musician, but no more than a human being. I'd say RIP and all that shit, but we've got enough of this BS memorial crap by people who think they should've spoken at his funeral. Say what you want, he was a rich bastard. A very talented, spiritual, and memorable artist, but a rich bastard none the less.
No, don't cry over the atrocities perpetuated by your "government" every single day. Cry over a dead pop-star while the things he wanted to see changed in this world continue to be neglected.
Don't even joke about him being God if you're just exaggerating, you sound like a scene kid. Or maybe that's what you're going for? Half the people who wrote these defs probably weren't even alive when he was assassinated, and they probably think they're huge fans because they listened to Abbey Road and play "Beatles Wannabe-Retro Cash-In" - I mean, Rockband.
Mark Chapman may have been a psycho but he was right about one thing, and that's about people holding up celebrities to positions they don't deserve, and acting all sappy after the celebrity dies. If people did it for Michael Jackson when he died after all the garbage they slung at him, I don't believe one word of their so-called "respects".
I'm an atheist, by the way. Maybe that will further persuade you to give this a thumbs down. :)
John Lennon wasn't God.
See: Musician
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