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matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021


Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.

Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"

by Ggwk April 2, 2024


matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.

Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”

by baddielucygirl December 14, 2022


Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit

You are a matthew barrick ewwwww

by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019


Matthew Nash

Matthew Nash Is Very generous. He is very selfless and never takes no for an answer. He is very loving, kind and treats his family friends and partner well

My mum knows a Matthew Nash and he is very generous and very loving to his partner

by A Cool Boy February 22, 2020


Matthew Arnold

Got a girlfriend but little does he know his big ginger friend has been expanding her pussy everytime he hits it.

Oh no Wyatt don’t do the Matthew Arnold;)

by Wiggy tight December 9, 2019


Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.

I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.

by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022