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The slogan by health experts to pro-Trump white racists, supremacists, and evangelicals, who were dissuaded by scientifically challenged pastors and conspiracists from getting a Covid-19 vaccine, because doing so could speed up their trip to the other side of eternity.
Doctors reminded hardcore Trumpists and QAnonists that even their “anointed” political savior had been vaccinated, so the message to them is: “Trump got a shot, so should you!”
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When you homie is looking extra thick today to that you just cant resist the urge to slap his cheeks;he be THIC
Q:Why did you say He Got A Dumptruck to me?
A:Well cause your booty is looking extra big today and I am homiesexual.
Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
I don't know if this means that he doesn't have a problem catching feelings, or if it means that he has problems with catching feeling
I ain't got no business catching feelings