Jack Cap

A protective sleeve made to go over the "jack" of instrument and other cables to keep them from getting damaged and to maintain sound quality.

I just picked up a new guitar chord and it came with Jack Caps for each end.

Wow, my chord is coming apart at the jack, I wish I had some Jack Caps to keep that from happening.

cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

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line of cap

Snorting a capsule powder form

I’ve just sorted a line of cap