cool dude dog

someone who is super cool but also smells like a dog.

that guy over there would be super awesome if he wasn't such a cool dude dog

dude leggings

dude leggings are compression pants guys say they arent leggings but they are. and u can see their ding a ling if u dont wear something over it.

jess: look kayla billy is wearing dude leggings
layla:hahaha
billy: they arent leggings!! there compresssssioooonss

cool amongus balls dude

me

"Hey look at that guy! He's like a cool amongus balls dude!"

Dude Ass

When a nigga say some bullshit like "I love eating raisins in potato salad".

Dude ass talkin bout he love eating raisins in potato salad.

Dude ass

I need some dude ass over here am I right fellas!?

Damn bro let me get a piece of that dude ass

dude ass

chicago way of referring to another individual mainly a man..

dude ass be on some bullsh*t

Girl: Who u talking bout

Boy: dude ass!!!

dude card

A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."

Ex. 1:

Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.

Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!

Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!

Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!

Ex. 2:

Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!

Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!

Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!