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A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.
GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!
Oh your playing minecraft I like ya cut g *slaps back of head*
The day is May 1st, boot up your flash emulator and start playing. I recommend bluemaxima's flashpoint for this day.
Billy: Oh boy, time for some awesome run 2 action!
Dad : Son, it's not the time. Wait- *Flashbacks*
Dad: It's true.. today is Play Flash Games Day.. I've been waiting for this day for eternity..
"Real messy wit it playing wit my nose" -Jessica Rabbit
Term made popular by westcoast rapper Messy Marv.
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watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something
she might like you if you play your cards right
if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them
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a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
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