porn for michael bay
any visual effects that include large, complicated shiny things moving fast with cool sound effects, or big explosions. made solely for the acid-trip like coolness without the 8 hours of scariness and always with a happy, pro-America ending
similar to Destruction Porn
Guy: hey man, have you seen Knowing?
Man:yeah guy, total bay porn when you see the alien ship, its all these spinning black shiny plates. dunno how ur supposed to ride in it tho
Guy:nice, any explosions?
Man:i think so, something about solar flares setting the world on fire
Guy: also nice
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FBI is on the way
Why would you search this are ya a pedo EH?
Secret fbi:sup dude
Pedo dude:hey dude got some loli porn
Secret fbi:*Showing his id*THIS IS THE FBI YOUR UNDER ARREST
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It is when a guy shove a coffee bean up his dickhole and then masturbates. He then ejaculates the bean into his partner's mouth.
Taste my coffee porn
Watch my coffee porn
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Fetishizing over rising prices of random products or commodities. Posting charts and graphs of mundane items
Did you see Stewie's post? It was a chart of the price of jumper cables. It went up 500%, peak inflation porn right there.
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A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.
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very un-appealing.some peple actually like it.its disturbing if its not real porn.
tim and tom were making a gay porno.
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a heavily furry porn based on a dude that has a bird fetish... and is a ps3 whore...
<raven> i like furry loli with birds a.k.a raven porn
<raven> i am a ps3 whore
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