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When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.
18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"
21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"
Having sex with a girl, only telling then your first name, leaving no paper trail. The girl is preferably a married 46 year old woman with a body described as a bag of cats running from a river.
Did I forget her husband is a millionaire who owns a security company
Noah: where the fuck is hunter
Patrick: he's about to fuck a milf, I want this for him
Skyler: our mom is 46
Everyone: classic hunter cum and run
“Hey, Martha I can’t remember how to make that delightful ricotta.”
“Me neither Stan, let’s run it through the googler!”
Someone who lacks courage and is scared of confrontation.
Ike decided to play the football kicker in a soccer game... Ronnie didn’t support Dax, the football coach... Dax believes Ike and Ronnie are Straight Running Cunts.
To be in a state of constant meetings and so unavailable for contact.
Gwen's horses are running wild today - she never picks up her extension.
It all kicks off when Gwen's horses are running wild.
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Mark: FULL SPEED!
Mark: *crashes into a wall and faints*
Jack: Did the stupid Mark just run at full speed and then crash into a wall?