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When someone silently passes gas around people, then walks away to remove himself/herself from suspicion.
I pulled a serious puff n run at the bar last night!! I think I left behind a cloud of toxic fumes. GROSS!
Foreplay which entails oral sex for the woman who does not reciprocate for the man. Initially leaving him with blue balls.
Wow dude I cant believe Betty gave you the Red Light Run!
“Hey, Martha I can’t remember how to make that delightful ricotta.”
“Me neither Stan, let’s run it through the googler!”
Having sex with a girl, only telling then your first name, leaving no paper trail. The girl is preferably a married 46 year old woman with a body described as a bag of cats running from a river.
Did I forget her husband is a millionaire who owns a security company
Noah: where the fuck is hunter
Patrick: he's about to fuck a milf, I want this for him
Skyler: our mom is 46
Everyone: classic hunter cum and run
any man running with an uncomfortably noticeable erection, possibly while naked.
Janus ran full mast yesterday morning during his morning job through the nudist colony. He was running full mast, to the shock and envy of all.
after planning "the perfect evening" you two get together and try to dance your choreographed strange romance. halfway through, one of you falls asleep on the others chest. a deep, soft, peaceful slumber. not out of fatigue or rudeness or boredom but because you realise you have completed a long journey. you have come home.
"we were about to heat up, get those drinks, go dancing when Lyric fell asleep on my chest. out of the blue. home-run-nap."