The snake, referring to the animal snake which is a symbol for betraying or snitching, is a nickname for Kevin Durant (short KD).
Person A: Have you seen KD stepping on the line 3 point line at his clutch shot?
Person B: Yes the Snake just has hockeysticks as feet.
Person A: Yeah but he's still a great player.
Person B: Thats true.
Cutting your tongue into to parts so you can lick the ass and pussy at the same time
Dude I got the snake so I could like her ass and pussy at the same time
A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit
Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"
when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands
Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!
The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.
Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night
Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af
A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.
I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake
When a male has sex with a female on her period, turning his penis a pinkish, strawberry red.
In exchange for giving her anal she said I had to give her a strawberry snake.