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An Amish porn star is a male who is Amish and is a porn star. The kinky bit is that the Amish porn star shoves a phone up their ass, and then, in the middle of the video the phone rings. And everyone's all like "WHAT THE FUCK." And I know, I am a TERRIBLE person.
1. I wonder who the fuck was calling that Amish porn star...
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.
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Parking in front of a building not in a parking spot, and blocking traffic. This does not mean finding a spot that is close, it means blocking traffic in front of a building. Only rock stars get that special treatment. Throwing something at this car is permitted as they aren't special.
Marcus didn't want to park in the parking lot so he decided to Rock star park right in front of the store and block traffic.
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A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.
You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.
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An all-male party where all invited guests dress like Star Wars or Halo characters. The events are as follows
i) A series of dances commence: decor includes a disco ball, flashing lights and some accessories include anal probes and massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos
ii) techo music such as Darude - Sandstorm is played
iii) a large amount of fellatio ensues followed by several bouts of kfc knobing
iv) the fat host whose initials are generally J.S. or C.S. will begin to complain about how none of his writers for the banner are submitting articles on time
v) everyone will ejaculate (bukkake style) on the host until he shuts his KFC knobing mouth
1. jon's oltys brother was going to throw a star wars party but he decided not to since he didn't have the appropriate costumes
2. Jon renegade began to crave anonymous kfc knobing action and began to throw a star wars party in order to get some hot action/chicken
3. Jon invited his mom into the backroom and they went kfc knobing together in preparation for the impending star wars party
4. Jon dressed like the master chief from Halo and swallowed 11 cum shots and his shirt became a cum shirt
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A game that actually doesnt suck it also keep the jedi fanboys at bay
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(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.
"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"
"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."
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The door thats opened when you ask a dork about their obsession. Normally followed by said dork's insistant need to explain their obsession to you.
dude 1 to dork: "What is the difference between anime and cartoons??"
dude 2 to dude 1: "pfft!! good job opening the star treck door, now he will never shut up."
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