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An Amish porn star is a male who is Amish and is a porn star. The kinky bit is that the Amish porn star shoves a phone up their ass, and then, in the middle of the video the phone rings. And everyone's all like "WHAT THE FUCK." And I know, I am a TERRIBLE person.
1. I wonder who the fuck was calling that Amish porn star...
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.
A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.
You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.
An all-male party where all invited guests dress like Star Wars or Halo characters. The events are as follows
i) A series of dances commence: decor includes a disco ball, flashing lights and some accessories include anal probes and massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos
ii) techo music such as Darude - Sandstorm is played
iii) a large amount of fellatio ensues followed by several bouts of kfc knobing
iv) the fat host whose initials are generally J.S. or C.S. will begin to complain about how none of his writers for the banner are submitting articles on time
v) everyone will ejaculate (bukkake style) on the host until he shuts his KFC knobing mouth
1. jon's oltys brother was going to throw a star wars party but he decided not to since he didn't have the appropriate costumes
2. Jon renegade began to crave anonymous kfc knobing action and began to throw a star wars party in order to get some hot action/chicken
3. Jon invited his mom into the backroom and they went kfc knobing together in preparation for the impending star wars party
4. Jon dressed like the master chief from Halo and swallowed 11 cum shots and his shirt became a cum shirt
A game that actually doesnt suck it also keep the jedi fanboys at bay
(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.
"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"
"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."
A guy who buttfucks someone who hasn't wiped their ass properly.
This particularly pertains to fat bitches whos pussies are too loose for anything smaller than a 1 litre bottle, and their husbands or boyfriends needing to fuck them up the ass. Since their are so fucking fat, they can't properly wipe their asses after taking a shit.
Guy 1: Check that out (motioning to the couple nearby). That's one huge bitch.
Guy 2: I feel sorry for her husband. He's gotta be a dirt star deviator.
A brown dirt star that has gone through an intense bleaching and now is shimmering white.
Vanessa made all of her money when she opened a rafting company that turned brown dirt stars into white dirt stars all while enjoying an afternoon ripping down some class V's and getting pitted on some gnar waves.