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Give you the bomb dick like a Eiffel Tower
"I'll only take you to goodwill if you let me take you to Paris"
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Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.
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This is how Oriental folk speak English when they are very very excited to take a photo of everything and everyone they see when visiting the United States.
Dude check out that chinee guy..he's walking around asking everyone looking at the Grand Canyon if I take Yo Picsha ??? Yes!!!
Be right back, guys... I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl
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When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.
Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.
This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.
That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.
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Stop frontin and playin games. Be yourself.
Take Off Your Cool:
"What's up with you and Norah?"
"I don't know man, I really like her but I don't know how she feels. She needs to just take off her cool for a minute so I can see the real her."
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it is organized into four easy steps
1:TAKE IN A LOT OF MONEY
2:FIND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
3:MAKE AN ARMY
4:ATTACK!!!
all people will bow down to you if you follow the steps
btw if you have angry cats ,use them in the army cause they are so cute in little battle gear and they have deadly bites... :)
cat lord: mew meow meow(how to take over the world.).
cat army: MEOW!