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You say this to your companion when you wanna fuck them to death and piledrive a dildo in their poonor posterior
“And also my opponent is a liar and can not be trusted” Hilary Clinton
Yo I’m tired so before I go to sleep narly dude
Either your dressed like shit, lame, or just being a shitty person.
When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.
Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.
"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."
When you have to take a massive dump. Also if being at a ranch on the country side. Abbreviation DRD can be also be used.
Man… I feel like I’ve gotta take a massive dude ranch dookie right now.
BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.
My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.
A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."
Ex. 1:
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
A small youtuber with rizz and good content.
Person: Hey, Have you seen cool dude HD's new video?
Friend: Yeah, He's so cool!
Refers to a complete imbecile or retarded man.
Yo, I just heard that dude man broke up with you? What a f#!king retard!