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Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.
You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max
Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him
You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
Woah! Who's monster condom is that?
Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.
A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.
Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.
How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY
person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”
Max is the best.
He is sooooooooooo handsome and smart.
If you ever meet a Max then you should keep him to yourself.
Wooooooow.
His abs are huuuuuuuuuge.
I get big every time I look at him.
Be careful
I want Max
A tall toe walking kid who has to get a surgery because he's so stupid he couldn't learn to fucking walk correctly.
Overall faggot.
You look retarded just like max.