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A college in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia known for being drier then the Sahara Desert. The students have the superiority complex of UVa kids and think everyone else is trashy, yet while they're playing World of Warcraft and watching entire seasons of Family Guy on a Friday night, students at every other college are out getting laid. Go figure.
"I'm transferring to community college."
"Dude, you've only been at Christopher Newport University for a day!"
"And I already want to put a gun in my mouth"
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Located on a hill near Mission Beach in sunny San Diego, this University is known primarily for its upperclass yuppie student body and close location to Tijuana. While the campus is beautifully maintained (and the students even more beautiful) this school lacks the diversity and depth needed to propel it to the top.
"Your daughter is rich, snobby, and bleached blonde with a bad tan. She'll fit right in here at USD. She can park her Lexus right over there."
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Behind FAMU, is easily the worst college in Florida. They try to keep up with superior rival, The University of Florida, but they can't. The only people that attend this school are dumb ass hicks and black people that can't get into the much better academic school, UF. The only bright spot that has to do with FSU is it's slutty black chicks, who even though weigh an average of 300 pounds and usually have around 2 or 3 STDs, are prized possesions at this shit school. Don't go here, unless you don't want to get hired by any employer in the future. Florida State cannot, has not, and will not ever compare to Gator Nation in any way, no matter how much their students claim that FSU>UF because of their first head to head football win in 7 years.
Florida State University fan:"Dude UF sucks, we beat them in football this year!!"
Superior UF fan:"Chill bro, winning isnt that great but hey, i guess your still getting used to it."
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see Free Shoes University
Florida State University is inferior to the Miami Hurricanes in every way, shape and form. Wake me up sometime in the next 10 years when they DON'T lose 4 or more games a year.
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Yes, BJU is an abnormal Christian college in Greenville, SC. Given the fact that half of the student population has come out of home-school, people there are a bit weird and ignorant of the "outside world." Strict rules and ridiculous guidelines plague every aspect of campus life. The dining common alone is enough to freak anyone out. However beneath all of the seemingly ludicrous and preposterous mandates, lies a core administration with a genuine heart that longs only to help there students. Their intentions are genuine but perhaps they are also misguided. Then again, who’s perfect?
Been there, done that. (for a couple of years at least)
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An outdated and cliched nickname for USC, the University of Southern California.
USC was formerly known as the University of Spoiled Children, but has vastly improved over the past few decades and is now a top ranked and diverse university.
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It is the university that you go to when your're smart and/or get screwed by Texas' affirmative action rule.
Then after getting turned down by UT undergrad you get recruited by MIT's graduate finance program and laugh all the way to the bank.
Email to friend:
Subject: Rofl'ing
To: Friend@ut.edu
Oh, you got into UT because you were in the top 10%? That's so awesome! I went to Texas State University and loved it.
Yours truly,
Me@MIT.edu
CC: Me@txstate.edu
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