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When one takes a dump onto a bed prior to engaging in sexual intercourse with one's partner on top of the soil without the partner knowing.
Henry: Dude, I'm about to get laid but I really need a shit. What shall I do?
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!
One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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May 12th
Tell your brother how much you love them or show them
You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!
People that have had their butthole caves invaded by the same army.
Grandpa and I had our colonoscopies done by the same doctor…guess we’re Taliban brothers now.
Brother Anish is a person that the mankind looks upon. He is the light that shines upon the earth. Br.Anish as he is so called, symbolises success. He is an emblem of trust, friendship and brotherhood. With his dashing and handsome face he is always able to attract the opposite gender. His personality is what differs him the most, with his top notch humour and down to earth behaviour he is a true example of how perfect a human being can be. Also regarded as the mathematical genius to many he is definitely what many aim to be in Life
OMFG! that is Brother Anish, I want to be like Brother Anish, he is such a great man!!
Sends birthday card to wrong person on your birthday.
BJ is such a crappy brother he sent Lynn’s birthday card to Mike.