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Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.
Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."
"You can sleep me under the table any day"
-zeroNine
What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.
What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.
A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?
random woman: no!
jim: please?
random woman: ...fine.
See Wes, the example you sent isn’t special.
Wes, literally anyone can add a definition to Urban Dictionary. That doesn’t mean it’s a real thing.
The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a
hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA