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This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.
...anyway way man, I'd better get back to work, I've got a bad case of scrollers leg
Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.
Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.
Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.
a big fat cock that I would love inside of me
Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg
To come to point of nervousness where one cannot support themselves on their own two feet.
"On his way to the stand to give a speech, John's wabby legs got the best of him as he fell to the ground."
When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded
She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!