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schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017


Lebron Leg

A cigar emptied of its tobacco and replaced with copious amounts of marijuana. Rolled in a manner in that it resembles the lower extremities of four-time NBA champion Lebron James.

Damn that jawn a Lebron leg!

We shouldn't have smoked that Lebron leg before going to Gram-Gram's funeral. I'm high as fuck.

by Craig Dumper August 28, 2022


Kanki leg

Crooked/ twisted leg

Me:Why does Kevin have kanki legs?
Kevin:NAHHHHHH

by Kanki legs May 6, 2018


chickie legs

A humans skinny, bony legs so much so they are compared to chicken legs however so much skinnier and bonier than chicken legs are little chick legs.

Damn her mother has some hobster chickie legs!

by WardSmithe November 15, 2016


peg legged butt pirate

a one legged homo

did you see that peg legged butt pirate over their ARRRGG

by jonsey88 August 26, 2014


achy quaky legs

What Billy Ray Cyrus would have after a long period of gathering returnable beverage containers on a hot day. Good luck gettin' any sleep that night.

"...So do not tell my legs, my achy quaky legs, to take one more step till they get a rest --- whooooohhh!"

by QuacksO August 9, 2018


Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 15, 2023