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OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)
That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.
Like... a LOT worse.
Even in the world of dragons, everyone watches their backs for the Bear-Breathing Dragon.
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A non-canon sequel to Dragon Ball Z that doesn't live up to the dragon ball name. Due to it's inconsistencies, terrible storyline and character designs. Akira Toriyama didn't even write the damn thing. DBGT was made to milk the franchise.
Fantard : "Dude Dragon Ball GT is waaay better than DB or DBZ! IT HAS SS4!"
Fan: "It's non-canon and a piece of shit, ss4 was rushed."
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Smoking methamphetamine off of tin foil and chasing the rising smoke with a glass straw.
Same as chasing the dragon only with meth instead of heroin
Person 1: How come Joey got no teeth?
Person 2: He's hooked on meth and been chasing the white dragon for the last 6 months straight.
Person 1: Damn, he looks old.
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A video game for the Game Boy Color that is a kick-ass version of Pokemon. The object of the game is to lure monsters to become your allies using meat. Then with these monsters you breed to make better monsters to win the Starry Night Tournament.
Guy 1: I'm playing Pokemon because I'm a retard.
Guy 2: That's too bad. You should play Dragon Warrior Monsters instead.
Guy 1: Why would I do that?
Guy 2: Well I guess you wouldn't if you're a retard.
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A dragon created by Strong bad similar to Trogdor, except he doesn't have wings but instead has 2 beefy arms and 2 beefy legs. Strong bad has claimed to like him more now because "You internet types have ruined Trogdor".
To begin, draw an S for snake. or dragon er, whatever. Next, we'll draw a more different S. For the head, put a top mark on a long V. Then you add some beefy legs and draw on a couple of beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows. Now you have the s is for sucks dragon.
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Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.
To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"
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A racist green dragon who lives in a marmalade forest between the make-believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage of course. He also (like all other dragons) cries tears of jellybeans. He is mentioned in "Albi" by Flight of the Conchords.
And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears,
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
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