Pancake Tits

Very flat, Sagging, Oddly Shaped or malformed breasts, usally in the shape of Pancakes resulting from either old age, or a tight-ass Bra. Not attractive at all. Usally accompanied by Peircings, or a Cellulite covered ass. Nobody likes Thunder Thighs and Pancake Tits.

I thought That girl Raven was okay lookin', but then I saw them Pancake tits, and I was like "Damn, girl got that IHOP open 24/7".

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tit head

Some one who is extremely annoying and repulsive and has a face that is the shape of a tit.

"That Dwain is such a tit head, jus like mccranny"

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crack as tits

Meaning something is awesome or great. Another form of the word "sick" or "nasty" or 'ill". Can be used to describe anything cool or great. Can describe a person too.

Person 1: Man that jacket is crack as tits.

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street tits

aesthetically unpleasing breasts

small, oddly shaped, lopsided, asymmetrical, or weird-looking breasts
"Yo that girl had it goin on... from the back, until she turned around and I saw her street tits."

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whiskey tits

Fat perky sweaty male boobs.

Something you scream out loudly while running thoward your fat friend, with both hands aiming for each of his sweaty man boobs.

A perfect result should end in,
a loud scream and lots of whining.

Side effects: Sticy hands, and a whining buddy.

At some public place with lots of folks:
Jonas " WHISKEY TITS!!!!

Mike " Uh...?! "
Jonas twist it.
Mike " Aaaaaaaaaah, what the fuck man!!! "

Mike " What the hell did you do that for.. "

Jonas " ITS FUN "

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novelty tits

1. The breasts of a woman, typically a porn star which are abnormally large for their stature, usually requiring size DDD bras or larger. Usually created through breast implants.

2. Fake breasts that are extremly large, held on with a halter strap for a joke effect, or for use during sex.

1. That porns star's boobs are like Novelty Tits they are so huge!

2. Debbie wore Novelty Tits to the company Halloween party she bought at a porn shop.

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Vagina Tits

When breasts are pressed so tightly together that the cleavage formed resembles a vagina.

After Sally got her boob job she totally had vagina tits

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