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To add something about someone in the Urban Dictionary because you dont have the balls or the intelligence to communicate it to them personally.
Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?
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Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.
I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe
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when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up
yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun
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One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.
"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."
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When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.
"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"
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When a mans penis looks like a slimey slug because his dick is limp, short, smelly and wet looking due to being unwashed for a week.
Slug dick can also be defined as an unerect penis that resembles a curved fat slug.
Oh my goodness Becky, he pulled his pants down to reveal his disgusting slug dick!!!
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That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.
"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."
"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."
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