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A emo, white chocolate, gay fboy, on his way to bang your mom while you lay in your bed jerking off to gay midget porn. But don't worry, as long as you don't nut while watching the gay midget porn, than he won't nut in your mom. He fights off all that's good, like he fights off the urge to not give you a little sibling but there is only one person who can stop this vile beast, and that's Kareem.
William is a little dwarf both in height and in the pants. He sits in his room all day playing video games while making his mother make him food. He’s the whitest person you’ll ever meet yet he still uses the n-word.
Black man - “Sup William”
William - “Shut up stupid nigger”
Actually the best person you'll ever meet, they're so amazing fr!
Person: god I'm actually the best person ever
Hot chick: you're a William
he's so sweet and romantic. one of the best things about him is his laugh and how he's such a gentleman. he's the type of boyfriend to open doors for you, surprise you with flowers, and give you lots of love. how do i know this? BECAUSE IM DATING A WILLIAM. he'd walk into a room and immediatley make EVERYONE fall in love with him by his kindness and respect.
"Omg I'm going out with this guy named William"
"Omg you're so lucky!!!"
The pasty pale guy. Who's got spots covering what seems like his whole body. Got a whole ramp for a nose.
Sits like an old lady with her legs crossed. Man's balls must be like raisins.
Thinks he knows everything. Guess what he doesn't he's probably one of the dumbest people you will meet.
If you accidentally make the mistake of becoming friends with this monster, there's no escape, no matter how obvious you are about it. He will be too blind to see you want rid of him.
Ugh great here comes William..
The name of a guy who thinks he is John Mayer
Hey William! You’re not John Mayer…