Squeeze cheese

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

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cheese sandwich

insertion of a lactating nipple into ones spread open butt cheeks.

oh thats cool, ask her for a cheese sandwich

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duck cheese

The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.

I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear.

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Cheese Weasel

A person who smiles in your face (as in "say cheese") and when you turn your back or your not around he/she stabs you in the back (weasel).

From his vicious arrogant smile I knew right away the car salesman was a real cheese weasel.

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cheese puff

Simply a Puff of Cheese.

Cheese (from cows) + Puff (from smokers usually weed) = Cheese Puff!

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weak cheese

When you expect one type of cheese flavor and experience another.

This cheddar is weak cheese.... I'm takin' my ass to BC Deli next time.

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Nacho cheese

a mixture of semen and egg yolks made into a batter

My monkey throws pies of nasty nacho cheese at people all the time, there is no stopping him.

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