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A huge turd!
You should have seen thst damned hog leg I just left in that shitter!
Never flush a hog leg. Thaose trophies should be enjoyed.
When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.
Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
when your ball sacks are so big they look like legs
Yo did you see Jack had some massive jambly legs
Being called out and embarrassed by a superior or nemesis.
Fuck, Chad. I shouldn’t have skipped lecture to drink with the boys. I got absolutely legged by Professor Fuckface this morning
An insult used for anyone who is a clumsy sh*t
Synonyms are Clodhopper, and Heavy Foot.
"Who knocked over my grandmas vase?"
"Genie Legs over here is the culprit"
Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)
"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here