A big day on may 10th to appreciate Cornells.
Chad: hey bro! Do you know what today is?
Brad: no im stupid.
Chad: it’s Cornell appreciation day.
Lonely people hooking up on Tinder so they won't be alone on Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...
The day in which we celebrate whatever summer did recently or sumtin like dat
Summer: "I can't put down the cup"
Everyone: "so profound..."
Summer day
The day in which we celebrate whatever summer has done recently
Summer: "I can't put down the cup"
Everyone: "profound..."
I hate summer day
A day dedicated to the best girls name in the whole wide world
Omg babe guess what? It's emine day!
On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup
Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup
Person b:"im going to drink coffe."
Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"