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Kiss a football⚽️ player day

At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.

OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.

by SBaumgart December 2, 2021


National Angelo Day

This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!

Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”

by Heart zzz April 24, 2023


City-8 Day

January 17. Every member of City-8 will sacrifice themselves to City-8 on that day, using the surgically implanted bombs in their heads.

You ready for City-8 Day?

HELL YEAH! WOO!

WOO!

by jsoiegjsojeoigj January 5, 2023


Superhero day

A day to hype healthcare workers to excess.

Is the comic convention in town, or is the circus? What is with this superhero day bullshit, these healthcare workers are just people like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021


Slave days

On a good slave day there was a slave name israel he woke up out in his shed and saw somthing green he went up to it and smelled it. He called his master and his master said your wroking in the house tonight israel was happy. So one night well master was out israel was making a pie for miss jones the masters wife israel said ooooo miss jone you gonna love this pie then miss jones said you know what els imma like israel said ya yo biggg juicy black dick Israel was scared because miss jones was fatt like a ballon so he ran and ran until he was able to jump a fence a run away and never came back.

Slave days

by The butter killer June 17, 2018


bop day

hamaz bop 🏳 🌈 2nd of december
a legend was born
nzm babi flow

hey its bop day! bop babo is born.

by big babo December 2, 2020


lovely day in pairadice

A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.

Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!

by QuacksO December 12, 2018