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Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.
Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.
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From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.
"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"
October 30th is national hit up your ex day.
“Hey mark, wanna get back together for national hit up your ex day?”
Bikesupgunsdown is away of life where there’s non-Violence.
Bikes up guns down is more than a movement it’s a Life, James put that bikes up and put that gun down.
when a guy doesn't love you anymore and goes to find someone better :(
girl 1: hey, i just went through a break up
girl 2: oh im so sorry, you could do way better
When suddenly the girl you want to marry says she no longer loves you. Or in matter of fact she say she stopped loving you one year ago but simply didn't want to be alone so she used you. And now she has found another interesting buddy in her life that can think of instead of you. And you have to go NOW! Pack up you ruined life, forget about those 6 miserable years of thinking about her and try not to commit suicide. Also drink all of your wedding ring money with friends...
Rado I love you no more! I want to break up with you! You're not the person I thought you are.
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The sober-up beer, typically the last beer of the evening, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill, perfectly balancing hops, barley, and hydration.
"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."