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This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!
“Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”
January 17. Every member of City-8 will sacrifice themselves to City-8 on that day, using the surgically implanted bombs in their heads.
You ready for City-8 Day?
HELL YEAH! WOO!
WOO!
A day to hype healthcare workers to excess.
Is the comic convention in town, or is the circus? What is with this superhero day bullshit, these healthcare workers are just people like everyone else.
On a good slave day there was a slave name israel he woke up out in his shed and saw somthing green he went up to it and smelled it. He called his master and his master said your wroking in the house tonight israel was happy. So one night well master was out israel was making a pie for miss jones the masters wife israel said ooooo miss jone you gonna love this pie then miss jones said you know what els imma like israel said ya yo biggg juicy black dick Israel was scared because miss jones was fatt like a ballon so he ran and ran until he was able to jump a fence a run away and never came back.
Slave days
hamaz bop 🏳 🌈 2nd of december
a legend was born
nzm babi flow
hey its bop day! bop babo is born.
A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.
Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”
Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”