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Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down
"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"
when your too anxious to talk to a woman on the dance floor so you make the excuse your waiting for your mother.
person 1 - *dances awkwardly*
person 2 - "yo you gonna talk to that girl over there?"
person 1 - "nah bro im just waiting for my mom"
person 2- "stop doing a dirty krishan"
When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.
We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.
The act of having sex in a mud puddle and not knowing if you are washing off shit or mud.
Man I just pulled a "Dirty Coley" I better go shower.
When your polish cousin puts Worcestershire sauce on ur balls and cleans it with nothing but her urine and roast beef coochie
I HEARD BRANDON LET HIS COUSIN DO A DIRTY SASHENKA ON HIM AND NOW HE HAD A BAD CASE OF BALL FUNGU
A beautiful young lady that loves to give head a the car.
If she starts drinking she’s going to give me a dirty tameshala.
When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.
"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"