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On December 20th there is a day known as "Fur-day" which you have to do furry-related things with a furry friend of yours.
In Resistance Day, you are able to beat up any furry that you see without their consent.
Anybody that takes part in Resistance Day won't have to take part in Fur-day or Anti-Anti-Fur Day too, or any other negative things.
Tim: "Oh hey Bob, it's Resistance Day."
Bob: "RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR."
Furry: "uwu >w< it's fur-day I wanna make you a furson-"
Bob: "SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked
Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day
April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it
It is national chunky monkey day
oi single or taken, your tit's are gonna get grabbed today
grab titty day is on 24-04-2019 til 01-05-2019
DONT HIT ME ITS GRAB TITTY DAY