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Operating a mobility scooter whilst incontinent.
“Can you go check out the chips section? Customer has rolled on his side and, due to the mess, is suspected of ridin dirty.”
Ridin dirty is when a man cums in a woman, and she goes through her day letting it ride with her. :)
-lil ma
Girl, your ridin dirty at work allday after meeting dude last night at the bar.
When a girl jerks you off and it lands back on your own wiener and then she snorts it all off your still hard cock
I met this girl for drinks last night and she was a freak, gave me the dirty seann
When she sticks her fingers up your ass and gets shitty fingers then proceeds to wipe shitty fingers under your nose
My wife gave her German boyfriend the dirty Hitler while I was in the kitchen making cookies. I could hear him from the kitchen curse “ahhh zat shit smellz lig ass”
Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.
That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall
One of the most respected persons in todays world of respectable people. In battle of wits he will win everytime
Nobody stands up to dirty kimbal
The Dirty Sultan is a sensual and kinky sex position that combines elements of bondage, submission, and roleplaying into one unforgettable experience. It incorporates the use of rose water, which serves as both a fragrant aphrodisiac and an arousal-enhancing lubricant, along with a golden dildo to symbolize wealth and power. This position can be performed by any gender pairing and allows partners to explore new boundaries while immersed in exotic ambiance.
What are you doing this Friday?
Not much, met a new crush and going to try the dirty sultan. Might even dress up for it.