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A great way to greet your boss or other superiors
Boss: Hey Mike!
Mike: Shut up retard!
When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.
My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
Executing a normal pull-up which is finished with the bar touching the chest rather than ending the movement when the chin is over the bar.
Yo that man is going Super Sayan! He just did 5 Legendary Pull-Ups in a row!
A game in which no more than 5 people form a circle and use a dodgeball to hit and ‘Keep it Up’. Use of all body parts is permissible. Current record is 1146.
After work, let’s get a game of Keep It Up going.