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May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day
John: Hey its National blowjob day
Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed
John: WooHoo
Because it's the religion and not the shit you're saying it is you stupid bitch.
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"
Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!
National Band Kids Day July 1
National Band Kids Day celebrate the band kids you know
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On october 16th to october 21st. Go ahead and make out with whoever, as long as you say. ‘no romo’ It doesn’t count
“Oh you’re really good at making out..” “Thanks. no romo day by the way. so no romo.”
I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.
“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”
A: look it’s B
C: so what
A: kisses B
C: why’d you do that
A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day
3 march is Alma and Zoe day were everyone has to have fun and try new things
Omg let’s celebrate 3 March Zoe and Alma day!