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When you want to be fucked so bad that you shake off the bed and you want to be treated like a whore for hours
“Hey babe, can we do a Dirty Perth tomorrow?”
The process of having oral sex, then biting down on a chocolate covered penis.
last night, I accidentally pulled a dirty colwyn after his penis tasted good.
When you're in it for yourself and get your girlfriend/wife/partner to bend over(usually somewhere unusual eg. bus station toilets, weather spoons smoking area, court ushers office) and get her to the point of climaxing when you pull out and finish your self off to images in your mind from a old FHM magazine from the 90's. (While leaning back against your partners still bent body to keep her thinking you will be returning can be added for that Extra "fck you or ""dirty gramz""
I was pissed at my wife for checking out the waitor so I pulled a dirty gramz on her to make her relise I'm the one in charge,I'm the man...I was debating wether to allow her a "quick parking"(see separate definition) but decided it should be my day,my dirty gramz of a day.
When a girl loves farts so much that she purposely feeds her partner food that will trigger their IBS so she can Dutch oven herself in the fart kingdom.
Man, she’s feeding him a ton of salmon. I bet she’s trying to get Dirty Karleen’d.
When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.
I heard Freddie is a whip cream fanatic, even got the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire from Yeates.
When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger up there ass
Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor
When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger in there ass
Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor