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When a man has anal sex with a woman, then titty fucks her leaving a skid mark between the breast.
Hey Dude, did you fuck your wife in the ass, then titty fuck her leaving a dirty runway?
When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.
I heard Freddie is a whip cream fanatic, even got the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire from Yeates.
When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger up there ass
Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor
When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger in there ass
Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor
When you take a black dildo and super glue it to a wall so you can ride it when you get home from work
a dance you do when you are around your friends... has to do with the the flags gurls keep in their purses... something you laugh about till death
i.e. Do you still have the dirty mop?
When u at a trap house and the dealer makes you eat out the #1 crackheads asshole until u puke then sucks the puke up with a straw
Her first time at traphouse she did give dirty hawleys