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When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings
Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up
A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.
“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
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To ride rims of any kind like you a true pimp.
Thug #1: Ay cuzzo, check out these new rims!
Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!
Buying a metric fuck ton of olive oil and dipping yourself in it like it’s fries with ketchup.
God damn, Ken is so oiling up so hard right now during this Clash Royale match
One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.
Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex
“We hooked up last night”
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped”
What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"