Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.

Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!

WAKE UP

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No you hang up

A fucking shitshow where you and your gf will say "no you hang up"

Me: It's time to go
Gf: You hang up
Me: No you hang up
Gf: You should hang up
Me: No, you should hang up
Basically a loop of no u

Lick up line

Instead of a pick up line this goes straight to the bedroom

That lick up line turned me on

middle, index, and thumb up

Thank you for everything. Farewell

Not used in sentence (hand symbol) middle, index, and thumb up.

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file

man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day

Glow up snob

A person who has a glow up (transformation or massive improvement to outward appearance, usually by learning how to dress or do makeup/hair) and suddenly thinks they are better than everyone else, even people they were friends with. This attitude can last from a short period as they become used to their newfound beauty to YEARS after their transformation. Due to this abrupt change in attitude and personality, the person usually cuts off the friends they now consider lower than them and seeks out connections with people they judge to be on or only slightly below their new, elevated level.

Not specific to gender, but much more common in girls/women. Can occur at any age, however it is most common in teens to early twenties, as changes in puberty can play a major role.

Also note: if the transformation is from "normal" or mainstream to a more vintage style, the glow up snob can also become a vintage bitch.

Person A: "Awww look at this picture! Joy was so little and cute back then!"
Person B: "Back then, sure. Too bad she grew up to be a glow up snob. She's just a jerk now."