October 2

National don’t come to school day

Mom: Get ready for school
Jimmy: but it’s national don’t go to school day it’s October 2nd

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DOTA 2

The only game where you can learn to new different dirty and shit talking languages on every server guaranteed! (Tip: You'll learn languages from SEA server efficiently!)

Me: Hello Team! Its a great day to start playing DOTA 2. What should we ban today?
Teammate: Fuck you putangina mo cyka blyat 555555555555!

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Turok 2

The most complex, bad ass game every forged to the n64. With bad ass symph background music and br00tal bosses, sick multi player, and also br00tal weapons such as the cerebral bore.

Nigga fuck you if dont like turok 2.

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Guy 2

The best friend of Guy 1

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: Hi

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2-D

Another spelling for 2D

Aka Stuart Tosspot or Stu-pot
Lead singer from the awesome band Gorillaz. He has light blue hair, black eyes (due to a ram raid that fractured his eyeballs), is really tall, and is missing a couple of teeth. Sing like an angel but isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

"I hope that life isn't just a big joke, cos' I don't get it." - 2-D

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July 2

The day most finest bitch was born

Today my birthday it’s July 2

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splatoon 2

It's a fun game

Do you want to play Splatoon 2 with me

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