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September 20 is a day only the godliest of people are born on. It’s either that or they’re straight up aliens (yes, indeed that was an Area 51 reference) there’s no in between.
Jack: YOOOO DID YOU HERE Y/N WAS BORN ON 20th SEPTEMBER?!
Lucy: really?! OMG NO WONDER Y/N IS SO COOL
in another instance
Camilla:Ugh, you know y/n is born on September 20
Kyle: no wonder they’re so weird
Camilla: Y/n is an absolute alien
Your Best Friend: better than you Camilla
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the. best. alcohol. ever.
cheap ($3-5) wine drink that you can normally only get in Southern states (VA, NC, MS, etc.) which gives the BEST happy drunk in the world. awesomeness in one bottle.
"Karen was hilarous last night!"
"It was the Mad Dog 20/20 from Virgnia that Faith got for her!"
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The day to smoke weed... April 20th. Or every day at 4:20.
It's April 20th lets smoke an ounce
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A dildo wrapped in a $20 bill, which is a prize in the claw machine at the Homy Inn in Omaha, NE.
"Hey Dustin, loan me a buck so I can win a $20 billdo for my girlfriend."
"Man, I don't have any money to spare."
"Cone on, it's just a buck."
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July 20 is the day when your boyfriend has to send you a video of him
Gf: hey you know what day it is?
Bf: what?
Gf: july 20
Bf: oh yeah -sends video of himself doing macarena-
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Girls are usually asked to play by 13-16 year old boys. It's also usually asked by a FUCKBOI!
Boy: Hey, you're perfect ;)
Girl: Thanks... do I know you?
Boy: Wanna play 20 questions? You'll get to know me then ;)
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Just so everybody is clear this is how 4/20 actually started.
4:20 was the time of day some stoners at San Rafael High in Northern California (represent) would get together every day after school to smoke weed and get high. It is now a huge part of our culture, basically the word for the "weed culture."
It's also a holiday, April 20th, (coming up!) and the only place to be at 4:20 on 4/20 is Hippie Hill in San Francisco.
hey dude look, it's 4:20, take a hit!
shit, what are you doing on 4/20? GETTING HIGH OF COURSE
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